- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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