- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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