- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats the defination of cruelty

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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