- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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