Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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a man walked into a bar....

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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