- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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