- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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