- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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