What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Get up Look in the mirror

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Emily Walker.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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