How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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