- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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