- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A whole 'nother.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

haha

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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