- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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