Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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