- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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