- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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