- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

okay so theres this guy.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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