- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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