- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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