The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Anti Joke

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