The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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