- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do u call a cripple Biv

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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