What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how much fish could a chicken

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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