yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Life

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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