What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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