Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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my penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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69.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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