- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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