- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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