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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

women's rights

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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