- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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