What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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