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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Stop. Seriously stop.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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