- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

LO AND BEHOLD!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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