- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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