A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

penis. nuff said.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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