1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Dead girls can't say no.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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