- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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