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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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