What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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dry handjob

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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