why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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