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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

There's my tractor.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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