Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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A fat guy!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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