- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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