- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

knock knock... ...no answer

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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