- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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