What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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