- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your girlfriend.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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