- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How did the black person die? Of old age

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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