- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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