- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Tilt your screen back .

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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