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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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