- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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