Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

an ethopian thanksgiving

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

dry handjob

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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