Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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