- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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