Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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womans having rights.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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poo

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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YOU

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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how man

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no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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