How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Cancer

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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