Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What is black and has no education A tire.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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