- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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