Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Women's Rights

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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