- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

i'm hard

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

u know whats a crime? rape

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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