Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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