why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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