What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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