jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red, yup.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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