One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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