Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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