- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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