What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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