Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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