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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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