Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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salad days!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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