- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Phew... it's gone.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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