a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Your Mom

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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