- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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