Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

[Set up] [No punch line]

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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