- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Communism hehe xd

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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