Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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