- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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