- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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