Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Women's rights.

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one stop shop

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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