And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

whats white jizz

jews

Badabing.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

your no better than a cockroach

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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