- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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