Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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