What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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