What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Women's rights

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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