- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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