It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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