What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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