josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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