Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a black man pays his child support

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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