What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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guess what what ...

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Anti Joke

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