What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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cory is gay

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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