A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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cory is gay

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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