- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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