- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

all these jokes are horrible now

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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