- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Come on children, don't dawdle.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A jew enters a mall.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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