What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Whats two plus two Four!

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like if your cool

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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I asked her where you were.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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