- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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