how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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