Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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