- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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