Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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