So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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lets bomb africa

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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