- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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