- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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