who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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