a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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