Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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