- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Potassium? K.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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