Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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DERP

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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