- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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