What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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White men's rights

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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