- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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