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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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