Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What is life? Paul.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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