what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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