- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Obama lin Baden.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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