- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Tunechi

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do u call a cripple Biv

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

outside your comfort zone

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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