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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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