- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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