One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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quantum physics?

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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human centipede

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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