- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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