A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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13 =B you just learned something

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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