- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

So these two girls have a cup .

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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