Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Gay republicans

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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