- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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