What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A house comes around the corner.

A hill billy went fishing

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

race-car = rac-ecar

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