- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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