What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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