- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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