- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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