A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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