what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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