What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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