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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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