- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

womens rights.

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