- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??