whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

thumb_up thumb_down -34

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

thumb_up thumb_down -36

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

were you expecting a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops