How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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