- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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