- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

. . I am a whale

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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