- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

I'm rick james bitch

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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