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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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