Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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