- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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