- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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