Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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what are you mike bibby?

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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