- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A car walks into a bar.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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