Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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