- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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