- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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