Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Chick Norris... Enough said

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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