why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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9/11

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Anti Joke

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