Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A man goes to the potty.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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