- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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