- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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