- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Roses are red, yup.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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